Who doesn’t love a giant leg of turkey, roasted and seasoned, and served by a Medieval Inn Keeper? I guess anyone who avoids the RenFest…
Here’s a more tame recipe for simple turkey, which you can alter with herbs to your tongue’s delight:
Roasted Turkey
- Thawed Whole Turkey
- Butter, herbs, seasonings of choice
- Vegetables of choice (carrots, onion, celery good choice)
Directions:
- Thaw turkey in fridge, takes several days
- Remove giblets
- Leave skin as is, or peel back gently and coat bird with any desired sauces, herbs, or other seasonings
- Add vegetables to the pan, getting some under the bird and some in the cavity
- Seal it up
- Cook at 350ºF until reaches 165-170ºF
- Let cool and enjoy!
Tips:
- Pre-boil carrots to soften them up before roasting, to allow for extra soft, extra flavorful carrots
- Prop the turkey up on a few hunks of raw vegetables to allow for more even heating, and flowing of juices
- Left over turkey freezes very well, so make in bulk and save. Use in other recipes later, such as soups, stir fries, sandwiches, salads, chili, and more!
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It seemed like such a simple thing, to roast a turkey. Imagining myself as Julia Child, I envisioned my family gathering around my table for the first Rockwell-like Thanksgiving dinner I would host, ooh-ing and aah-ing over the perfectly golden centerpiece for the meal.
But much to my chagrin, this picturesque ideal never came to be. My first Thanksgiving dinner, the turkey hadn’t thawed completely – despite following the recommended times – leaving inner parts pink and frozen, and we ended up having to carve a half-cooked bird, and heat up the shreds on the stove top. And it took forever, the poor guests quite famished by this time. I felt more like Poultry Brent…
Several years have passed, and hubby and I have now gotten the hang of this dish. Since it is one of the 3 allowed proteins on his LEAP diet, we go through about a bird a week. We have learned that our turkey NEVER thaws at the speed the tag says it will. We give it a good 2 EXTRA days.
So after a long 6 days of thawing, here is our Mr. Gobbles in a pan, ready to go.
First you have to remove the giblets. Basically, that means it’s time to get your Jim Henson on – shove your hand in there like an exited puppeteer, and diddle around till you find ’em. Thanks to most turkey packing companies, however, these inner pieces are often already in a bag for easy removal. Thank you, turkey packing companies!
(There are some benefits to eating these inner organs, but we usually give these as a treat to our dog. More on eating like a zombie another day)
Once you’ve cut his heart out with a spoon (or just scoop it out with your hands), rinse the whole big bird. Then it’s time to decide – do you want to season the skin, or under? The skin is just a layer of unhealthy fat, so I don’t recommend it. But it’s your Path, my Warrior Friend! Since we remove the skin before eating (but not until AFTER cooking), we do not rub butter ON the skin. That’d be a waste. Instead, we stick our fingers in there, and gently pry the skin off of the meat
thus leaving a pocket in which we put melted butter goodness (You can also add wonderful flavors with minced garlic, thyme, or other herbs. But those are currently no-no’s for the LEAP protocol.)
Carrots are one of the few vegetables hubby is allowed, so we cut up a bunch of these. They’ll get inserted in the cavity of the bird, as well as the surrounding space around Mr. Gobbles. Celery and onions are other tasty options. You may want to add some water to the moat as well if you don’t have a lot of veggies in there. This will help with tender moisture for your bird.
TIP 1: We have recently learned that we like our carrots super soft after the turkey is done. Sometimes, this doesn’t happen and carrots are still hard and crisp. If you want them extra tender and filled with the rich flavor of the turkey juices, boil them separately before adding them to the roasting pan! Then they are pre-softened, and absorb the flavors fantastically while cooking with the turkey.
TIP 2: It’s good to prop Mr. Gobbles up on top of a few hunks of veggies. This allows for better circulation of heated air, and flow of the juices.
Oh yes, those are binder clips. Keeping Mr. Gobbles covered helps hold in moisture, keeping him juicy and tender for your dining pleasures.
Then stick him in the pre-heated oven (350ºF) for as long as it takes to get the internal temperature up to 165-170ºF – usually 3-4 hours for our 13-16 pound bird. We then take him out, let him cool off enough that we can carve into the tender, juicy meat, and enjoy! Nom!
Once Mr. Gobbles has cooled enough, we try to pick him clean, saving the meat in various tubs. The bones then get turned into a magical joint-healing bone broth. More on that in another post.
Nerdy Nutrition Tidbits:
Why This is A Warrior’s Weapon for Health
When possible, try to get turkey that is Organic and Pasture-raised. Much like people, when we are in a better environment and give ourselves better foods, we are healthier. The same is true for animal products. But regardless of the farming practice, turkey has many health perks.
Turkey is a great source of protein, but also contains all of the various B Vitamins: B1, B2, B3, B5, B6, B12, folate, biotin, and choline. It is also rich in selenium, zinc, copper, phosphorus, magnesium, potassium, and iron — all wonderful, healing nutrients.
Turkey may contain brain-boosting Omega-3 fats, but it depends what the bird got to eat during its life, so often the organic, pasture-raised birds will be the better choice for this.
Turkey has a lower ratio of fat-to-protein, so it is a good choice for someone needing protein but trying to watch their fat and calorie intake. A mere 4 ounces of skinless turkey breast will provide 34g Protein, with only 153 calories and less than 1g of fat (8g of fat if you didn’t take that skin off!) Other cuts of meat will have slightly different ratios, but are still usually good choices for most Warriors!